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Paranoid Action Plan

Five sheets. One page each. Printed, on a wall or in a folder, working when the power is not.

Coming soon, €9 Five PDFs. One payment, no account.
What is in it
  1. 01Emergency Action Plan4 sections, read first
  2. 02Documents and Financial Checklist60 items in 8 sections
  3. 03Evacuation Bag Checklist71 items in 10 sections
  4. 04First Aid Kit Checklist51 items in 6 sections
  5. 05Emergency Food Supply Checklist71 items in 12 sections

Every checklist on this site started as something taped inside a cupboard door. That is still the best place for it: paper needs no battery, no signal and no account, and the one moment you want a checklist is the moment the phone is doing something else.

The Action Plan is the whole set. One sheet tells you what to do in the first minutes and how to decide whether to stay or go. The other four are what to have ready before that morning arrives, one page per area, with real tick boxes and a date field so you know when you last ran it.

One page each
Measured to fit A4 with room for notes. Nothing runs to a second sheet.
Built to be printed
Black on white, real tick boxes, a date field at the top.
No account
PDFs you download once and own. No app, no login, no subscription.
Metric and imperial
Measurements written for wherever you actually live.
Updated free
Corrections and additions land in the same download.

What exactly do I get?

Five PDF files, one per checklist, sized for A4 and for US Letter. Download them once and print as many as you want.

Can I buy just one?

No. Choosing between five one-pagers takes longer than reading all of them, so they come as a set.

Are they on the site for free?

The Evacuation Bag Checklist is, in exchange for an email. The other four are what this pays for.

Coming soon, €9